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JeetCHAUHAN 13 years ago
[size=24]Aksar Log Apne Dost Ki Tarif Krte Rehte H, . Taki Wo Unse Juda Na Ho Jaye, . Hum Isliye Khamosh Rehte H Taki.. . Hamare Dost Pr Koi Or Fida Na Ho Jaye !!:) [/size]

JeetCHAUHAN 13 years ago
[b][size=24][color=#00aa00]☺☺Ek Sharabi full tight hokar ghar jaaraha tha.. Raaste me mandir ke baahar pujari dikha. Sharabi n pujari se poocha, sabse bada kaun? Pujaari ne peecha chudane ke liye kaha- "Mandir Bada".. Sharabi bola "Mandir bada toh dharti pe kaise khada" Pujari: "Dharti badi" Sharabi: "Dharti badi toh Sheshnaag pe kyun khadi" Pujari: "Sheshnaag bada" Sharabi: "Sheshnaag bada toh Shiv ke gale me kyon pada" Pujari: "Shiv bada" Sharabi: "Shiv bada toh Parbat parkyon khada" Pujari: "Parbat bada" Sharabi: "Parbat bada toh Hanuman ki ungli pe kyon pada" Pujari: "Hanuman bada" Sharabi: "Hanuman bada toh Ram ki charno me kyon pada" Pujari: "Ram bada" Sharabi: "Ram bada toh Ravan ke piche kyun pada" Pujari: "Arey mere baap tu bata kaun bada" . . . . . . Sharabi: "Is duniya me woh bada jo puri bottle pee ke apni taango pe khada" :D

JeetCHAUHAN 13 years ago
[size=24]нαя яιѕнтα єк ραяιη∂є кι тαяαн нσтα нαι,,, αgαя ѕαкнтι ѕє ραк∂σgє тσн мαя נααуєgα.. αgαя ηαямι ѕє ραк∂σgєу тσн υяя נααуєgα,,, \&qυσт;ℓєкιη\&qυσт; αgαя мσнαввαт ѕє ραк∂σgєу тσн ѕααяι zιη∂αgι ααρ к ѕααтн яαнє gα\&;.. ♠J♠E♠E♠T♠[/size]